Seriously. Bored.

For well over a week now, I’ve been seriously bored. I don’t ever get this bored. Except for now. I’m so bored that I can’t describe how bored I am.

It’s because there’s nothing going on.

nothing.

nothing exhilarating.

nothing exciting.

nothing adventurous.

nothing life threatening.

nothing breath taking.

nothing.

Training is well, blah. I’ve cut half my diabetes out of my life and all that did was leave me with a hole in my brain where the diabetes stuff was. Space Raiders on Facebook has become, well, boring. Blogging is bleh. Books aren’t engaging my mind. Conversations have regressed to topics like hippos.

Yes, hippos. Hippos and how we look like them when we’re wearing 1 piece tri suits. At least, that’s how I feel (and some other people). I won’t wear a 1 piece tri suit simply because I feel like a hippo in it. And even though I may still look like a hippo in a 2 piece tri suit, I don’t feel like a hippo in one and so I prefer 2 piece tri suits. We can be fat hippos or skinny hippos, hungry hungry hippos, heck, we don’t even gotta be a hippo at all but we put on a 1 piece tri suit and we have tight skinned hippos, flabby skin hippos, we could put a tutu on some of the hippos and they’d be cute.

Heck, wet suits have the same effect too. I digress.

And then there’s thoughts like “if they say no bikes on the highway, how illegal do you think that is? you think they’d cart me off to jail?” because there’s this one hill I want to go down because I’m fairly sure I could achieve a speed greater than 50mph.

But then there’s also the, I’m gonna sit down and calculate acceleration and the grade of a hill and how long that hill would have to be for me to hit 50mph (I got lost in my quest to figure that stuff out). And how much is the rocky road going to affect my speed as opposed to a perfectly smooth road and what if I have a head wind and how much would a tail wind help me.

I’ve been so bored lately that I’ve started to realize just how poorly educated I am and how the people that don’t live in the US and aren’t citizens of the US know about the US and our history and our government better than I do. If I had to take the citizenship test, I wouldn’t be able to answer but maybe 50% of the questions. Do you know how pathetic that is? Cause it’s pathetic.

I’m even bored with some of my normal TV shows. I don’t watch much TV, but the shows I do watch, I’m loyal to, and those shows are boreding me this season. Which means, that by the time I’ve wasted 15 minutes on those TV shows, I’m back to twiddling my thumbs mumbling about how bored I am.

I need something new to do. Something that will cause my adrenaline to run high and my palms to sweat and that tingly feeling in my feet.

Recommendations welcome.